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smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:

my weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is a sassy black girl because if her weave gets touched then all hell will break loose 

iweardiamondsforbreakfast:

i’m just a southern belle living on my daddys plantation *throws flip phone at slave*

lindsaylohan777:

***E!NEWS EXCLUSIVE: Hollywood Bloodbath in the Hills! celebutante lindsaylohan777 found slaughtered in a massive abandoned compound above the sunset strip. former exploitative harlot kim kardashian’s fingerprints were found on the murder weapon. she is still at large. is this her way of getting revenge for lindsaylohan777 stealing the la social scene? whose next? more at 11.***